My email:
Hey,
I’ve been waiting for two packages to be delivered to my address.
I was just informed they were delivered to (my old office) last week.
Have you seen them? They are Christmas presents :(
Please let me know call or email.
THANK YOU, CasieMy old boss response:
Hmm, have not seen anything…..give me a shout tomorrow to remind me and I can hunt them down for you. See ya, Mike
Reception Response:
Hi Casie:
How are u? I haven’t received any package for you until now, I will keep eye on it and let you know. Merry Christmas!
The Idiot HR Responses:
HER:
Hey,
One package came in 3 or 4 weeks ago and we left it on Mike’s desk – he was in Vegas that week though – don’t know what happened to it after that sorry. No other packages have come in that I know of. I will let you know if they do. Please do change any forwarding addresses to the office though. Thanks
ME:
I’ve changed my address and it was delivered by mistake. Why didn’t you give it to my roommate who works there? That would have been the SMART thing to do! Ah! So dumb that now “you don’t know what happened to it”.
HER:
I assumed packages delivered to work were for work. If you question my judgment, to avoid any confusion in the future, I will simply ensure no packages are accepted with your name on it or they will be returned. Good luck to you.
ME:
Return to sender would be the right thing to as Human Resources Diana. That’s not hard to figure out. Yes I’m am questioning your judgment because you are in my experience not the sharpest tool in the box. Have an awesome day!
HER:
Have a nice life Einstein.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Gah. I’m a pretty nice girl. I rarely get snarky or bitch to anyone but I worked there for almost two years and the whole office thinks she’s an idiot. Why wouldn’t you just say return to sender? It was a gift bag from Givenchy and $75 worth or Burts Bee’s products to give away on my blog. #FML
the most idiot HR person i've ever known
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